Hank’s day begins defending the ranch against a vicious one-eyed robot. After that
exhausting morning, Hank supervises Little Alfred’s fishing trip. That routine expedition
turns into a first-class crisis when Hank reels in more than he bargained for. A vanishing fishhook? Is there hope for Hank, or is it curtains for our hero?
Sally May sings “Sally May’s Lament,” and Hank manages to croon “I Will Never Eat Another Fishhook.”
Marauding trespassers are threatening to stampede the cattle. It’s Hank the Cowdog,
Head of Ranch Security, to the rescue as he: tracks down enemy agent, Mysterious Esther, escapes the relentless Vampire Vacuum Sweeper, and confronts Buster and his gang. Will Hank prevail and save the ranch? Find out in this actionpacked episode.
There are two more new songs on the audio versions. Hank and Drover sing “Freezing on the Porch,” and Hank sings “The Porcupine Blues.”
Hank encounters the weirdest cat he’s ever seen, when he, Slim, Drover, and Little Alfred head over to the Hodge’s place to feed the cattle. Hank gets bumped out of the back of the Cammo-Stealth army truck, Mary D. Cat is the only one around to help keep Rip and Snort at bay. Will Slim realize Hank is missing in action? Is Mary D. Cat really a vampire? Or could it be--gulp--that she’s a good cat after all?
Songs are “Ode to a Mother Skunk” and “The Cannibal Way.”
It’s winter in the Texas Panhandle, and the ranch is covered in snow and ice. Hank
decides to follow Pete the Barncat’s advice and bravely escorts Sally May’s car down
the slick road. Before Hank realizes what’s happening, Sally May’s car skids into a
snowdrift--and she is angrier than ever! And who does she blame but Hank! Is this just another stroke of bad luck for poor old Hank--or is it a malicious plot laid by his arch nemesis, Pete?
Hank sings a song about Pete called “I’ve Had It Up to Here,” and Sally May wonders “What Is a Woman to Do?”
Someone has been stealing feed out of the feed shed, and Hank knows that it’s his job to do whatever he can to help nab the culprit. Slim sets a live-animal trap in the shed, and Hank checks it in the middle of the night. Unfortunately, the trap is a little trickier than Hank anticipated, and in the process of his investigation Hank manages to get himself...well...trapped. Can Hank find a way out of this sticky situation?
Wallace the Buzzard sings “Don’t Ever Step in a Trap.” Hank contemplates “The Heavy Moral Decision Song.”
Hank and Drover must deal with all sorts of strange phenomena. They must deal with an attack of the terrible Charlie Monsters and a polka-dot midget. Then they must gather every ounce of courage they have to save the ranch from the Swirling Killer Tornado.
Drover makes his singing debut with “Never Ever Bark at a Funnel-Shaped Cloud.” Hank, Drover, Wallace, and Junior sing while riding a bucking tornado!
Hank and Drover are just beginning an investigation when a pirate suddenly appears
on the front porch! They soon realize that the pirate is just Little Alfred in disguise. Alfred chooses Hank as his first mate, and Hank enthusiastically agrees to be hoisted up into the tree-house pirate ship...then remembers dogs don’t belong in trees! Can Hank survive his adventure on the high seas and return to shore in one piece?
Hear Hank sing “The Turkey Song” and “You Have to Grow Up, Boys.”
Hank the Cowdog is at it again! There’s a burglar on the loose, and he’s robbing houses with the help of a super-sneaky, superstinky secret weapon. As Head of Ranch Security, Hank knows it’s his job to protect the ranch and all the buildings on it. So when a suspicious character comes sniffing around Slim’s bachelor shack, Hank heads right into action. But does Hank have what it takes to save the day—even after getting caught.
Slim sings "Sitting on the Porch in My Shorts," and there's a toe-tapping instrumental song called "Wild Plum Jelly."
There’s a new dog on the ranch, and Hank is none too thrilled about it. Hank’s supposed to keep an eye on Jake the Birddog ‘til his owner shows up. Jake has other plans. Jake needs to get to Madagascar before someone makes off with his treasure! As if Hank doesn’t have enough worries, there’s also a saddle thief on the loose. Is Jake in cahoots with the robber? Are there monkeys under the toolshed?
Rip and Snort sing “The Coyote Howl-Up-the-Sun Song.” Hank belts out, “I’m Trapped in Madagascar.”
There’s a raging rottweiler named Bruiser loose on the ranch, and it’s up to Hank to teach this visiting pooch some manners. It’s rumored that Bruiser is all talk and no action. However, when he attacks a defenseless fawn, Hank’s not so sure. Does Hank have what it takes to put this crazy canine in his place? Or are Hank’s dog days numbered?
Hank and Drover sing the “Let Us in the House Song.” Later, Drover sings an educational piece called, “It’s Not Smart to Show Your Hiney to a Bear.”
