Hank discovers an elixir that gives him a huge burst of energy-Sally May’s bucket of root stimulator. It gave him such a kick, he challenges Rufus, the Doberman Pincher to a fight, only to discover that Sally May has filled the bucket with mopwater. Big trouble for the Head of Ranch Security.
On the audios, you’ll hear two new songs. Hank sings “The Mopwater Song.” And Rip and Snort do a rousing little number called “We’re Proud to be Ignoramuses.”
Marauding trespassers are threatening to stampede the cattle. It’s Hank the Cowdog,
Head of Ranch Security, to the rescue as he: tracks down enemy agent, Mysterious Esther, escapes the relentless Vampire Vacuum Sweeper, and confronts Buster and his gang. Will Hank prevail and save the ranch? Find out in this actionpacked episode.
There are two more new songs on the audio versions. Hank and Drover sing “Freezing on the Porch,” and Hank sings “The Porcupine Blues.”
Hank has his paws full when he discovers a mother cat and six kittens trespassing in a
haystack on his very own ranch. (Have we mentioned cowdogs don’t like cats?) Join Hank as he is trapped in a runaway pickup, surrounded by a herd of stray cats, and
forced to battle a raging bull. Can Hank stop the cats from taking over his ranch?
The audios have two new songs: “Slim’s Boring Song” and Hank sings “Kitties Will Grow into Cats.”
Hank’s day begins defending the ranch against a vicious one-eyed robot. After that
exhausting morning, Hank supervises Little Alfred’s fishing trip. That routine expedition
turns into a first-class crisis when Hank reels in more than he bargained for. A vanishing fishhook? Is there hope for Hank, or is it curtains for our hero?
Sally May sings “Sally May’s Lament,” and Hank manages to croon “I Will Never Eat Another Fishhook.”
Someone has been raiding Sally May’s garbage barrels! Hank knows the crime is the work of a notorious gang of raccoons. However, in a tragic case of mistaken identity, Hank takes the heat. Worse, Rip and Snort, the coyote brothers are planning to pull an even bigger job. Hank encounters terrifying
forces!
Hear Rip and Snort sing “Oh Boy!” Hank sings “If I’d been your Ma” to Alfred.
Sally May and Loper head off to visit the relatives, leaving Slim in charge of Little Alfred. Hank’s sure trouble will come knocking. First, Slim is struck down with the measles. Then a blizzard hits the ranch, trapping them in the house with no heat or electricity. Somehow, Hank’s got to find a way to get them out of this mess...before they’re snowed in for good!
Hank, Drover, and Alfred join to sing “We’ll Never Pull This Stunt Again.”
When the ranch falls on hard times in the winter, Slim the cowboy decides not to be a burden. Slim packs up and hits the road in search of another job. Hank and Drover hitch a ride, thinking they’re headed for town. Are they going to Canada? Are those penguins by the road? Will Hank have to get a new job as Head of Chicken Security?
Hank and Drover find themselves stuck on Slim’s porch in the cold. That’s when they sing “We’re Freezing Our Tails.” You’ll even get to hear Slim sing his “Song of the Road.”
There’s a new dog on the ranch, and Hank is none too thrilled about it. Hank’s supposed to keep an eye on Jake the Birddog ‘til his owner shows up. Jake has other plans. Jake needs to get to Madagascar before someone makes off with his treasure! As if Hank doesn’t have enough worries, there’s also a saddle thief on the loose. Is Jake in cahoots with the robber? Are there monkeys under the toolshed?
Rip and Snort sing “The Coyote Howl-Up-the-Sun Song.” Hank belts out, “I’m Trapped in Madagascar.”
There’s a raging rottweiler named Bruiser loose on the ranch, and it’s up to Hank to teach this visiting pooch some manners. It’s rumored that Bruiser is all talk and no action. However, when he attacks a defenseless fawn, Hank’s not so sure. Does Hank have what it takes to put this crazy canine in his place? Or are Hank’s dog days numbered?
Hank and Drover sing the “Let Us in the House Song.” Later, Drover sings an educational piece called, “It’s Not Smart to Show Your Hiney to a Bear.”
When Hank finds himself up against Rip and Snort, the coyote brothers, he knows he has to do something fast. Hank unleashes his secret weapon, the Deadly Ha-Ha Game. The plan seems to work like a charm, but then Hank and his sidekick Drover find that even they cannot resist the lure of this deadly game. What happens next is no laughing matter! Is there such a thing as too much laughter?
Hank tries to teach Drover a lesson by singing him the song, “Be a Winner."
