Everyone knows that bears live in the mountains and there are no mountains in the Texas Panhandle. So, when Slim claims to have seen a bear cross the road, no one knows what to believe, that is, until Deputy Kile spreads a report that there really is a bear on the loose in Ochiltree County! With news like this, the ranch's Security Force goes on Red Alert. Will Hank be able to defend the ranch from a raging, prowling bear?
Hear Hank sing a sage song, "Be Careful When You Drink From the Pot," and Wallace is forced to sing a "Thank You" song.
Hank is helping the cowboys with the dangerous mission of rounding up a very angry bull when a strange twist of events brings a yellow Labrador onto the scene. The entire ranch quickly becomes enamored with this new addition to the ranch's Security Division. Who wouldn't love a good-natured dog who strikes fear into the hearts of angry bovine, wears a big sloppy grin all day, and adores the ranch kids? Where will Hank fit in now that there is a Perfect Dog on the scene?
Hank sings a little song called "Happy Dog," and the yellow Labrador sings his story in "Happy's Confession."
“I never keeled a dug before,” a killer horse named Tuerto threatens Hank. What has brought Hank to this desperate situation? Why is he wearing a dress? Is that really Hank at a little girl’s party?
You’ll hear John singing two new songs, accompanied by Kris Erickson, Trev Tevis, and Jimmy Burson. The songs are “A Fundamental Disagreement” and “Thank You Lord For Making Gals.”
Hank is the proud owner of three precious steak bones and protects his fortune, burying them in Sally May’s garden. He meets Dog Pound Ralph. Returns to the garden... The bones are gone! He finds an empty Vienna sausage can in each hole. A night-stalking bone monster is loose on the ranch!
You can hear “Drover’s Wake-up Song,” and “I’d Like To Be Your Pal,” which Hank sings to Miss Scamper.
When a funny turn of events brings a parrot to the ranch, Hank is not worried. After all, what harm can one copycat bird do? So he decides to go about his business. The only problem is, Loper and Sally May don’t seem to appreciate his heeding their requests to bark louder and dig up the flowers. What’s really going on here? Hank’s not sure, but he’s determined to find out!
Picknickers sing “Because Thy Lovingkindness,” and Drover sings a little number called “There Once Was a Doggie.”
This is no ordinary, run-of-the-mill ranch intrigue. No sir, this is a real, honest-to-goodness archaeological adventure! When an old friend of Slim’s starts an archaeological dig near the ranch, it doesn’t take long before little Alfred gets caught up in the excitement. And once Alfred manages to get himself invited to the dig, it isn’t long before Hank follows. Hank finds
himself face-to-face with the most ancient of bones--a huge bison bone that Hank just knows has been aged to delicious perfection. Hank should be protecting the bone, but can he keep his doggie instincts at bay and uphold
his position? Will the most ancient of bones get the best of Hank?
Hear Hank and Little Alfred sing "The Lemonade Song," and while broiling in the summer heat, Hank sings "I'm Burning Up!"
Hank discovers an elixir that gives him a huge burst of energy-Sally May’s bucket of root stimulator. It gave him such a kick, he challenges Rufus, the Doberman Pincher to a fight, only to discover that Sally May has filled the bucket with mopwater. Big trouble for the Head of Ranch Security.
On the audios, you’ll hear two new songs. Hank sings “The Mopwater Song.” And Rip and Snort do a rousing little number called “We’re Proud to be Ignoramuses.”
Sally May takes the family on a vacation, but there’s never a dull moment on the ranch. Hank learns about a tool thief on the loose
who uses a monkey to help him do his dirty work. And before long, Hank finds himself face-to-face with the pilfering primate! Can Hank catch the criminals, or will the crooks make a monkey out of him?
Hank answers a challenge and creates “The Impossible Chrysanthemum Song” and Slim performs his “Naptime on the Prairie” song for Hank and Drover.
Hank makes a foolish bet with his archenemy, Pete the Barncat, that he can catch the Lumberpile Bunny. He loses the wager, his job, his pride, and even his gunny sack bed under the gas tanks. Hank begins to plot
revenge. He must dispose of the cat. That sounds simple. But without Pete, Hank discovers scrap time has lost all its joy and meaning.
Hear two songs: “I Must Dispose of the Cat” and “Prairie Vespers.”
On the first day of quail season Plato, the Bird Dog, is missing. At first, Hank is willing to let him stay lost. But when Beulah pleads for help, Hank caves in and takes off in search of Plato. Before he can catch a scent of the spotted bird dog, he finds himself face-to-face with an angry mother hog and her litter. Can
Hank’s quick wits help him out of this fix? Or will he become hog meat?
Slim sings “Hunting for Bird Dogs” and “Jerky Symphony in Nothing Flat.”
