When Hank finds himself up against Rip and Snort, the coyote brothers, he knows he has to do something fast. Hank unleashes his secret weapon, the Deadly Ha-Ha Game. The plan seems to work like a charm, but then Hank and his sidekick Drover find that even they cannot resist the lure of this deadly game. What happens next is no laughing matter! Is there such a thing as too much laughter?
Hank tries to teach Drover a lesson by singing him the song, “Be a Winner."
Slim rescues an orphan raccoon, and much to Hank’s dismay, everyone on the ranch is enchanted with the “cute” baby raccoon with the beady little eyes and amazing little hands. Yet, little do they know that every time midnight rolls around, Eddy the Rac is seized with uncontrollable fits and it’s Hank’s responsibility to guard the crafty masked bandit every moment! Soon Hank finds himself teaming up with Eddy to liberate the poor “singing” cookies.
New songs include: “Cowboy’s Transfusion,” sung by Slim. Hank and Eddy sing “Free the Cookies.”
Hank the Cowdog is at it again! There’s a burglar on the loose, and he’s robbing houses with the help of a super-sneaky, superstinky secret weapon. As Head of Ranch Security, Hank knows it’s his job to protect the ranch and all the buildings on it. So when a suspicious character comes sniffing around Slim’s bachelor shack, Hank heads right into action. But does Hank have what it takes to save the day—even after getting caught.
Slim sings "Sitting on the Porch in My Shorts," and there's a toe-tapping instrumental song called "Wild Plum Jelly."
A terrible winter storm strikes the Texas Panhandle. Down at Slim’s place, Hank and Drover listen to the wind howling outside, watching the snow pile up outside. The phone rings. It’s High Loper. Baby Molly has a bad cough and needs medicine. Can Hank go out into the blizzard and make it all the way to Headquarters with the cough medicine? Or will he be captured and eaten by Rip and Snort?
Rip and Snort sing “We Don’t Give a Hoot” and Hank does a touching ballad called “Oh Flee, My Love.”
Hank makes a foolish bet with his archenemy, Pete the Barncat, that he can catch the Lumberpile Bunny. He loses the wager, his job, his pride, and even his gunny sack bed under the gas tanks. Hank begins to plot
revenge. He must dispose of the cat. That sounds simple. But without Pete, Hank discovers scrap time has lost all its joy and meaning.
Hear two songs: “I Must Dispose of the Cat” and “Prairie Vespers.”
It’s Hank’s job to clear the ranch of all intruders--and that includes gophers. But when Hank’s efforts causes a stampede in the middle of the cattle roundup, Loper decides that he wants Hank to learn some manners, so he’s sending him to--gulp!--Obedience School. To Hank, this sounds like torture, complete with dank dungeons, torches burning on the walls,
and menacing instructors who wield etiquette like weapons. Will he survive?
Hank wonders in a wacky song “Where Were We” and Slim sings “Hank’s Going to School.”
Hank discovers an elixir that gives him a huge burst of energy-Sally May’s bucket of root stimulator. It gave him such a kick, he challenges Rufus, the Doberman Pincher to a fight, only to discover that Sally May has filled the bucket with mopwater. Big trouble for the Head of Ranch Security.
On the audios, you’ll hear two new songs. Hank sings “The Mopwater Song.” And Rip and Snort do a rousing little number called “We’re Proud to be Ignoramuses.”
It’s all hands on deck after head rooster J.T. Cluck files an alarming report that the Charlies have invaded the ranch! And, things go from bad to worse when, in the midst of the chaos, Drover turns up missing. Between J.T.’s report and some important clues from Pete, the Security Force has no choice but to assume that he’s been taken hostage! Will Hank be able to rescue his deputy from the Charlies in time—or even find out where they’re hiding him—or is it curtains for everyone’s favorite sidekick?
In “The Back-Scratching Song,” Hank revels in the profound joy of a good back-scratch from Slim.
Then, Hank composes “Digging for Drover” in the midst of a furious search to find where the Charlies may have hidden him!
It’s winter in the Texas Panhandle, and the ranch is covered in snow and ice. Hank
decides to follow Pete the Barncat’s advice and bravely escorts Sally May’s car down
the slick road. Before Hank realizes what’s happening, Sally May’s car skids into a
snowdrift--and she is angrier than ever! And who does she blame but Hank! Is this just another stroke of bad luck for poor old Hank--or is it a malicious plot laid by his arch nemesis, Pete?
Hank sings a song about Pete called “I’ve Had It Up to Here,” and Sally May wonders “What Is a Woman to Do?”
Hank encounters the weirdest cat he’s ever seen, when he, Slim, Drover, and Little Alfred head over to the Hodge’s place to feed the cattle. Hank gets bumped out of the back of the Cammo-Stealth army truck, Mary D. Cat is the only one around to help keep Rip and Snort at bay. Will Slim realize Hank is missing in action? Is Mary D. Cat really a vampire? Or could it be--gulp--that she’s a good cat after all?
Songs are “Ode to a Mother Skunk” and “The Cannibal Way.”
