Hank the Cowdog is at it again! There’s a burglar on the loose, and he’s robbing houses with the help of a super-sneaky, superstinky secret weapon. As Head of Ranch Security, Hank knows it’s his job to protect the ranch and all the buildings on it. So when a suspicious character comes sniffing around Slim’s bachelor shack, Hank heads right into action. But does Hank have what it takes to save the day—even after getting caught.
Slim sings "Sitting on the Porch in My Shorts," and there's a toe-tapping instrumental song called "Wild Plum Jelly."
Hank’s day begins defending the ranch against a vicious one-eyed robot. After that
exhausting morning, Hank supervises Little Alfred’s fishing trip. That routine expedition
turns into a first-class crisis when Hank reels in more than he bargained for. A vanishing fishhook? Is there hope for Hank, or is it curtains for our hero?
Sally May sings “Sally May’s Lament,” and Hank manages to croon “I Will Never Eat Another Fishhook.”
The drought on Hank’s ranch has finally ended, and it’s a beautiful spring day. In fact, it’s the kind of day in which the Head of Ranch Security really wouldn’t expect to find himself protecting the ranch from bloodthirsty mosquitoes, doing toad duty, or, most especially of all, standing between his cowboy friends and a sick and angry cow. However, that’s exactly what happens when Miss Viola asks Slim and Hank to help Woodrow haul a cow to the veterinarian. And, what begins as a simple job soon turns into a circus when the cow proves to be a little more clever than anyone anticipated. Will Hank be able to save day, or is he destined to be shishkabobbed by a raging heifer?
No self-respecting Head of Ranch Security would be caught dead sleeping on the job...so when Slim catches Hank asleep, not once but TWICE, Hank knows something sinister is afoot. And, if that’s the case, then odds are that Pete the Barncat is involved.
Later that day, the case takes an interesting twist when Hank learns that Pete has been missing for two days! Worried about her precious kitty, Sally May asks Slim and Hank to find and rescue Pete from whatever trouble he might’ve found himself in. However, when
Hank runs into his old friends Wallace and Junior the buzzards, he learns that Sinister the Bobcat might also be on Pete’s trail…and he’s not interested in returning Pete to Sally May!
In the first song, “The Dad-Gum Pampered Cat,” Slim and Loper lament the turn their afternoon has taken after Sally May sends them in search of Pete.
Later, when Hank seeks help from Madame Moonshine, she sings him a riddle in “How Did the Rabbit Learn How to Hop?”
A terrible winter storm strikes the Texas Panhandle. Down at Slim’s place, Hank and Drover listen to the wind howling outside, watching the snow pile up outside. The phone rings. It’s High Loper. Baby Molly has a bad cough and needs medicine. Can Hank go out into the blizzard and make it all the way to Headquarters with the cough medicine? Or will he be captured and eaten by Rip and Snort?
Rip and Snort sing “We Don’t Give a Hoot” and Hank does a touching ballad called “Oh Flee, My Love.”
Hank discovers an elixir that gives him a huge burst of energy-Sally May’s bucket of root stimulator. It gave him such a kick, he challenges Rufus, the Doberman Pincher to a fight, only to discover that Sally May has filled the bucket with mopwater. Big trouble for the Head of Ranch Security.
On the audios, you’ll hear two new songs. Hank sings “The Mopwater Song.” And Rip and Snort do a rousing little number called “We’re Proud to be Ignoramuses.”
It’s Hank’s job to clear the ranch of all intruders--and that includes gophers. But when Hank’s efforts causes a stampede in the middle of the cattle roundup, Loper decides that he wants Hank to learn some manners, so he’s sending him to--gulp!--Obedience School. To Hank, this sounds like torture, complete with dank dungeons, torches burning on the walls,
and menacing instructors who wield etiquette like weapons. Will he survive?
Hank wonders in a wacky song “Where Were We” and Slim sings “Hank’s Going to School.”
Hank runs into a dispute with a giant bullfrog over the Emerald Pond. Then, there’s a battle with a...Monster. It’s too scary to tell what kind of monster it is! However, things get really tough when Hank is entrusted with the job of guarding Little Alfred’s soon-to-be prize winning chicks. They’re cute, but they also look delicious! Will Hank be able to put aside his doggie instincts or will his appetite finally get the best of him?
Hear Hank sing about “Temptation” and “Guarding the Chickies”
It’s winter in the Texas Panhandle, and the ranch is covered in snow and ice. Hank
decides to follow Pete the Barncat’s advice and bravely escorts Sally May’s car down
the slick road. Before Hank realizes what’s happening, Sally May’s car skids into a
snowdrift--and she is angrier than ever! And who does she blame but Hank! Is this just another stroke of bad luck for poor old Hank--or is it a malicious plot laid by his arch nemesis, Pete?
Hank sings a song about Pete called “I’ve Had It Up to Here,” and Sally May wonders “What Is a Woman to Do?”
Pete warns Hank that a stray dog has invaded the ranch and is lurking inside the machine shed. Naturally, Hank goes to investigate, and sure enough, he finds the Phantom Dog--in an old mirror stored in the machine shed. But then Drover looks into the same mirror and sees a “Handsome Prince.” Holy smokes, it appears
that two dogs have invaded the ranch!
The story features two new songs “Poor Me” and “Gloria.”
